Heyyyy kiddos! My name is DEV and i’m an alcoholic developer on Algorand.

Y'know what grinds my gears? That shit coin So-lame-a! Fuck them— And don't get me started on Ethere-yum..?!
I'm all about them dad jokes and...um….oh yeah, fast code! My smart contracts run quicker than my kids at bedtime! And bugs? Pfft! In DEV's world, we call those 'features with personality'!
Anyways y’all should just buy this shit! I need money for more drugs, so i can code quicker for the Algo ecosystem - Trust me