Traits:
Silv-3PO can instantly detect whether a crypto meme is bullish or bearish, ensuring it’s always the perfect meme for pumping morale (or markets).
Can scan a user’s hands to determine if they truly have “diamond hands” or if they’re secretly paper-handed.
Throws out crypto-themed pick-up lines like, “Are you a smart contract? Because you’ve got my conditions triggered.”
Fluent in galactic and technical languages, from JavaScript to Algorand’s TEAL.