Uhh… Hi, I’m $PAT. I live under a rock 🪨 I don’t know what I’m doing, but it’s probably important.

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Patrick

Earn a visit to Willy Wonkas Algo Factory

WILL WONKAS GOLDEN TICKET

🤡 $MOOCH: The Scaramucci-Is-Always-Wrong Coin 🤡

Scaramucci’s predictions are consistently catastrophic. He swore Biden would crush Trump — Trump slaughtered. He backed SBF — FTX imploded. Called crypto bottoms — markets cratered.

$MOOCH flips his bad takes into gains.
When Mooch says “Buy!” — we sell. When he says “Sell!” — we moon. 🚀

Bet against the Mooch. When he predicts, the market corrects.

SCARAMUCCI ALWAYS WRONG

Chill Guy Algo

Both the Good and the Bad Santas are gone—good riddance. But the elves remain, alone and scheming, plotting something delightfully mischievous.

Bad Elf

The Green Italian has been cuffed. No Longer just pipes, now bars define his world. $LUIGI 



Luigi Mangione

Fuck Sinwar Fuck Nasrallah Fuck the Mullahs and Assad

F*CK HAMAS

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