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The coin with butts flatter than a pancake at IHOP!
In a world obsessed with curves, we're here to celebrate the pancake posteriors of Taylor, Paris, and Heidi.
Forget the hourglass; we're all about the flat bottom line.
Invest in flatness!
Where less is definitely more and the memes are already made for us.
Flat today, flat forever!
>>2675039102
If it were any flatter, it would be indented.